DEAR HOUSEWIFE AND SEXY BHABHI,
PLEASE TELL ME THAT I ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT SEX AND ONLY SEX TO HAVE WITH HOUSEWIFE AND BHABHI WITH THE AGE OF 25,30,35..
WHY SO, AND ITS A HARDY REQUEST TO YOU ALL PLEASE GET ME ANY HOUSEWIFE OR BHABHI FOR A NIGHT FOR ME…PLEASE
Boy, was I happy to see your question in our in-box! Everything else in there is all “my mother-in-law this,” “my sister-in-law that,” “my husband likes butter on his toast and does that mean he’s gay,” blah blah blah. It’s pretty bleak, my man.
But then I saw your letter and immediately got a big smile on my face. Because you know what makes a housewife and sexy bhabhi feel more special than a flattering email from a sexual internet deviant? Nothing, that’s what. No. Thing.
However, I do have a couple of questions for you, Mr. Viky, so please tell your secretary to hold all of your calls and I’ll get to askin’.
Question One: Why do you only want to have sex with a housewife and bhabhi who’s the age of 25, 30, 35? Does your penis only work when dealing in intervals of five?
Question Two: You ask us to get you “any” housewife or bhabhi for a night of you. Would you accept my neighbor housewife Jill who only wears cat sweatshirts and who once told me that she has so much pubic hair, her OB/GYN’s office calls her “Sasqua-gina”? I think she’d be totally into you.
And not just because her husband likes butter on his toast.
And Question Three: How are you allowed access to a computer? Do volunteer nuns come to your facility one a day with a laptop? I’m a little curious as to how you’re able to type.
But, I don’t know, V. The more I think about it, the more I think that you don’t really need a housewife. What you really need house arrest. (Word play!)