If you have been blogging for any length of time, chances are that you have discovered the joys of looking at your statistics. Statistics tell you where your readers are from, how long these readers spend on your masterpiece of a site and how they got to your blog.
We love looking at the Google searches that have led readers to The Mouthy Housewives, and we have compiled some of the best ones here for your enjoyment. (Inspired by Mom 101’s classic post.)
So, enjoy! And if you’ve gotten any doozies, let us know.
Fresh air is essential to a healthy, ruddy complexion!
Depends. Whoever has the pinkest anus.
Bottle that scent!
Yes. Especially if you’re a porn star.
We feel uncomfortable reading about it.
As long as your son is shaving his, don’t worry about it!
And using it to buy things.
There’s one on every continent!
WE WOULDN’T SHOUT THAT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!
Yeah, you’re going to be really disappointed with our site.
Urban myth. Can’t be done.
- Totally paranoid. DON’T LOOK UNDER THE BED.
It’s going to be a long four years.
Yes, but it requires divine intervention.
If only they’d invent some kind of magical things that prevented people from looking into their neighbors’ windows.
No, dumbass. It’s crazy.
You’d think that Hallmark would make a card for every occasion. And yet.
Very carefully. Especially if you took their vibrators.
Bon appetit, you whoer.
Oh, I don’t know. Puppy-dog-eyes-sad?