12 Nov
Gone Fishin’

The Mouthy Housewives need a break. We’re pooped. Exhausted. T-I-R-E-D, tired, baby. (delicate yawn, kittenlike stretch)

You see, people, saving the world one piece of advice at a time while channeling Paul Ryan Gosling on Twitter is some damn hard work. Damn hard.  And between that and our other responsibilities as Hawaiian Tropic International suntan models and Junior Senators from the great state of Alaska, it’s left us completely drained.

So as of today, we’re going on an official hiatus for a couple of weeks. A real hiatus. Not one of those “hiatuses” Hollywood actresses take when they need to have some remodeling work done on their face. It’ll be just enough time to rest, relax and finally finish our dissertation on Facebook In-Law Problems for our Harvard PhD in Advice Givin’.

Now of course if you have some kind of advice emergency while we are gone (like you accidentally dye your unibrow pink or your mother-in-law takes up yoga and is suddenly showcasing camel toe), then by all means email us and we’ll immediately rip those Barry Manilow CD’s out of Wendi’s hands and tell her to get writing. But remember, it’s got to be a REAL emergency because we Mouthy Housewives need a holiday.

And we aren’t gone forever. We will absolutely be back in time to let you know what to do when your sister INSISTS you buy her a cat a holiday present. And not just some lame catnip. But until then, ciao. xo

9 Responses to “Gone Fishin’”

11.12.12#1

Comment by tracey.

Nooooo!!!! Say it ain’t so. Say it AIN’T SO!

11.12.12#2

Comment by Alexandra.

Will miss all of you, but I understand.

xo

11.12.12#3

Comment by Missy.

Nooooo.

Oh, okay. If anyone gets the whole hiatus thing, I do. I am a professional hiatus taker. If only that could be a job.

Enjoy the break! Don’t worry about us. We’ll be okay…

11.13.12#4

Comment by Desperate Dietwives.

I know I’m going to miss you, but I totally understand you: I need a hiatus as well. 😀

So, dear ladies, take your deserved rest, relax, drink lots of mojitos and generally do what you need to for as long as you need to.

We’ll be waiting for you!!!

11.13.12#5

Comment by Cait.

I’ll miss you!

11.14.12#6

Comment by Jenee.

Nooooo! OMG – what the hell am I going to read at work now?

But, I can’t say that I don’t love a good hiatus every now and then, so carry on, ladies. Enjoy!

12.17.12#7

Comment by Ami.

How long does it take to GO FISHING???

12.26.12#8

Comment by Bean.

“We will absolutely be back in time to let you know what to do when your sister INSISTS you buy her a cat a holiday present. And not just some lame catnip.”

Except you weren’t. Are you planning to return?

12.31.12#9

Comment by Sarah.

OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME BACK. I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. JUST PLEEEASE COME BAAAACK!!!!!

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