18 Jul
Farewell For Now

You know how much we love giving advice. But we Mouthy Housewives have to take a little hiatus. With all this heat our hair has gone haywire and we are beginning to look like the Richard Simmons quintuplets and that’s just not an appropriate look for the important task of helping you solve your problems.

Plus, the hot weather is just frying our brains, despite the fact that Marinka worked out a deal for Chris Brown to fan us and feed us ice cold grapes 24/7 as part of his community service requirements. Man, why can’t Ryan Gosling ever be on probation?!

Please enjoy your summer! We will probably spend most of it flying to and from London to help look after the royal bambino. Those first-time moms need a lot of guidance. We will miss you terribly, and as a coping mechanism, we will most likely have to partake in lemon drop shots and dirty dancing with Prince Harry. But we’ll still be over at BlogHer Moms with our weekly dose of wisdom, so visit us there!

Goodbye for now,

The Mouthy Housewives

6 Responses to “Farewell For Now”

07.18.13#1

Comment by suburbancorrespondent.

No! Don’t leave us!

07.19.13#2

Comment by Desperate Dietwife.

Have a nice Summer gals, I’ll be looking forward to reading you again! :-D

07.22.13#3

Comment by Alexandra.

I’ll be storing up my questions to life’s grey areas… I’ll miss you. See you in the fall. xo

07.24.13#4

Comment by Roberta.

Really – taking the summer off? Blog readers only read blogs that write stuff! Isn’t that rule #1?
:-)

08.26.13#5

Comment by Masha.

So, when is summer over?
;-)

09.27.13#6

Comment by Jennifer.

You’re not coming back, are you?

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