28 Dec
The Mouthy Housewives Tweet!

Look, it’s the holidays, and we have a lot going on.

We’ve been giving you advice all week, but now we need a break.   But we’re still concerned about your reading pleasure, so we’re presenting you with the best of our tweets!   Enjoy!

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To make your next PTA meeting more enjoyable, try yelling “Bitch, please!” every time someone finishes talking. Fun! 9:24 AM Dec 11th from web

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! If Christmas looks like a stressed out drunk woman licking 100 holiday card envelopes & weeping 9:21 AM Dec 10th from web

Once your kid starts calling it “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Loser,” it’s probably time to stop watching that particular holiday special. 9:16 AM Dec 5th from web

I can’t wait until the kids are big enough to only want black coffee and cigarettes for their Sunday breakfast. 10:03 AM Nov 22nd from web

Why not let kids feel really grown up today by making them in charge of the laundry? And the mortgage payments. 12:42 PM Nov 21st from web

For every Gossip Girl episode we watch, there is one fewer to go. #DeepThoughts 10:59 PM Nov 16th from web

Why does my husband collect heaps of spare change on the dresser? Is he afraid paper money is going to become obsolete? 3:16 PM Nov 11th from web

So apparently this “dinner” scam is a daily thing. 4:53 PM Nov 10th from web

The Real Housewives of OC would be a lot more “real” if they sat in their closets crying with a bottle of cheap wine & a ham sandwich. 9:22 AM Nov 6th from web

One Response to “The Mouthy Housewives Tweet!”


Comment by Mama Mary.

Bitch Please–I am so using that when my kids are PTA age.
Love this blog! So glad I found you via Twitter! Keep ’em comin’!

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