HOW TO SURVIVE SNOW DAYS
Kids stuck at home because school keeps getting canceled due to weather? Going crazy trying to entertain them? Then simply follow these easy steps to give yourself a hassle-free Mouthy Housewife-style Snow Day!
Step 1: Go to whitepages.com
Step 2: Enter the name of your child’s teacher and write down her address
Step 3: Call a cab (Note: If they claim the roads aren’t clear, loudly moan and tell them you’re giving birth and require immediate assistance)
Step 4: Stick child in cab with a Post-It saying, “Surprise!” and give driver directions to the teacher’s house
Step 5: Unplug the phone, close the curtains and reeelax! You’ve earned it, baby! Snow days are fun!
Disclaimer: The Mouthy Housewives are not responsible for any school expulsions and/or jail time that may result from following our advice. We just write what the voices in our heads tell us to write.