Hello! It’s time, once again, for Meet the Housewives! Last week we enjoyed getting to know Wendi and now we’re ready to Meet Marinka!
Age: 44, but looks younger. Especially in childhood photos.
And now here are some Q & As that will answer all the questions you never had about her!
If you were stranded on an island what celebrity would you choose to be stranded with and why?
Johnny Depp. He speaks Pirate.
Which would you rather:
-Strawberry Hill or Zima?
I don’t do drugs.
-sleep with Karl Rove or give a full body massage to Gary Busey?
A little late with that question. (Call me!)
If you were a stripper, what would be your signature song?
If? Fine. I Will Survive. It’s a klassik.
What’s your blood type?
AB-. What’s yours? I always like to surround myself with potential donors.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Why is the sky blue?
Because grass called green.
Square or rounded?
Square. OMG, does someone choose rounded?
What should they name the first Royal Child?
Most embarrassing memory?
Yeah, right. Do I look like I was born yesterday?
What are you currently reading?
These questions. Is this a trick one?
Why do fools fall in love?
So that we can have reality TV.
If you were on a desert island, what three items (or people) would you bring?
A ship, a captain, and probably Tenille.
That’s all there is to know about Marinka! Nothing else! Certainly no criminal record or anything, so stop asking! We’ll be back soon with another Up Close and Personal Q&A! Will it be Kelcey? Tonya? Kristine? Perhaps Wendi will get some more questions to answer! Try to enjoy the weekend amid all the suspense!