Dear Parents of Girls,
Please don’t be upset that your daughters are trailing the boys in their math class. If they’re pretty, they don’t need to worry about it!
Because it seems that pretty kills brain cells.
At least according to this magnet that was, until recently, sold at Forever 21.
By the way, who knew that Forever 21 sold magnets?!
And where are the “I’m too much of a jock to know how to read” magnets?
Surely they’ll fly off the shelves. Especially if they’re illustrated so that the illiterate can understand them.
Hey, we know! How about we come up with other instant best-seller magnet ideas?
“I’m too hot to pay taxes!”
“Too adorable to make dinner!”
“Too disgusted by our daughters being subjected to sexist slogans to buy your crap!”
We think we’d sell a ton.
special thanks to Glamamom for tweeting about this.