Comment by the mama bird diaries.

Jessica – I am loving this new look of yours. Stickers really flatter you.

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Comment by Ann.

Or just poke a hole in the condom.

WOOOOOOOO-HOO!

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Comment by rachael.

ROFL you are too funny. I love your new look too. Such a trendsetter!
I once wore a pink moustache around the airport just so I could get the window seat!

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Comment by Cat.

That is some stellar advice, let me just say! And also, more importantly, DAMN are your shoulders toned!

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Comment by Fragrant Liar.

You are so wise, Jessica. I think you left out the part where you tell the husband that everytime she says “I need one more,” he should give her one more. Drink. Wanting more children is a sign of mental instability. I should know.

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Comment by Jen.

You crack me up as usual. Love the tiara and curlers.

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Comment by Stacy (the Random Cool Chick).

Seriously funny! Oh, wait, I mean AWESOME advice!!

You should go with that look more often…HAWT!

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Comment by amy.

The one on the chin is covering something up. It’s a pop gone bad, isn’t it. You couldn’t just leave it alone. You had to pop it before it was ready…I’m onto you…

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Comment by charchan9.

Jessica, you look maaavalous, Darlink.
And you are so damn funny, I almost peed my pants.

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Comment by Jennifer H.

Or just leave him. But I might not be the best person to give advice here.

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