Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My sister married a real jerk. He’s constantly one-upping everything we all do and making comments about what we are all doing wrong. Well, we found out he’s cheating the IRS and turned him in for tax fraud. Am I an awful sister??
Family Stool Pigeon
Dear Family Stool Pigeon,
I would tell you to sit down for my answer, but you are only going to jump up again so don’t bother.
Yes, you are an awful sister.
Really? You ratted out your brother-in-law to the IRS? And you’re calling him the jerk. Hmmm.
Did you stop to consider how he is going to one-up you on that?
He’ll probably plant a few kilos of cocaine in your car and then call the cops on you. Or worse, he’ll put a dead body in your basement and turn you in to CSI Miami. I’d be scared if I were you, very scared.