Dear Mouthy Housewives Heather and Kelcey,
What do you think about a friend who invites you to stay at her apartment during the BlogHer conference, but then she casually insists that you vacuum her apartment?
Well, it’s your bad luck that Kelcey and Heather are at a spa today and I’m womanning the shop. Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is. In the spirit of sisterhood, we should all be helping each other with domestic chores. Besides, with the Mouthy Housewives party sponsor LG Kompressor vacuum, you hardly broke a sweat!
Can’t wait for you to visit again! Mi casa is su casa! (And next time, you WILL do windows.)
(Note: Please excuse the dramatical stylings of the Housewives. We were kicked out of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts for insubordination & excessive beer bonging. Also, the cinematography was done by Ms. Madison, Marinka’s 10-year-old neighbor, who we think has a bright future in directing industrial videos.)
Many thanks to our wonderful Mouthy Party sponsor LG Electronics for outfitting all of us and our guests with the awesome LG Kompressor! Yes, everybody who came to our Mouthy Housewives BlogHer party is getting a vacuum! It’s just like we’re frickin’ Oprah, but without the latent thyroid condition and our “boyfriend” Steadman! Woohoo! YOU GET A VACUUM! YOU GET A VACUUM! YOU, well, you get a pack of gum and a pat on the head, but then YOU GET A VACCUM!