18 Oct
Hey Girls

Dear Mouthy Housewives Readers,

What do you do when you’re giving out advice left and right, solving problems and improving people’s lives when–all of a sudden–Mitt Romney picks Paul Ryan as his running mate?

Well, if you’re like us, you start a Paul Ryan Gosling Twitter account.

And then the Internet practically gives you a Nobel Peace Prize.

While we’re still waiting for the yachts, champagne, and Binders Full of Men that we naturally assume comes with such recognition, we have received many flattering write-ups from the following online publications and news outlets:

Huffington Post
New York Daily News
Slate Magazine
New York Magazine Online
The Rachel Maddow Show
E! News

…and many more!

We just wanted to fill our favorite fans in on the big news. But don’t worry: we won’t forget you on our way to the top (of the Secret Service’s Most Wanted list.)



The Mouthy Housewives
Wendi, Kelcey, Kristine, Marinka and Karen

20 Responses to “Hey Girls”


Comment by MommaKiss.

just don’t forget the little people, please.

seriously – nice job, ladies!


Comment by atxtrish.

I had NO IDEA this was you! Congrats!



Comment by girl in shoes.

Ladies I LOVE IT!!! Good joob!


Comment by rojopaul.

Where can we find the G.I. Joe Biden Twitter account? (Not affiliated with VP Joe Biden or action figure G.I. Joe, obviously.)


Comment by annie.

That’s you ladies? I LOVE you!! Congrats on a job well done!!


Comment by Mommy Unmuted.

Such a brilliant idea! You are all geniuses 🙂 I had no idea this was you.


Comment by Ann.

Where were you when I needed you ScottWalkerGosling?

You guys are incredible.


Comment by mariaescamilla.

Congrats on your suspended twitter account! You all had a great run and brought the funny. Paul Ryan should be thanking you! Now go and celebrate and tip back some big margaritas. FYI: Hilary Clinton’s ponytail could use it’s own twiiter account..that thing has a life of it’s own!!


Comment by Chip in SD.

You women are brilliant and hysterical!! Thank you soo much for the feed!


Comment by Cheryl.

Read one of these articles today and was completely blown away.

You women ROCK!

I spend about 5 minutes a month on Twitter but I’m going to start following you so the powers that be at Twitter HQ will find it even harder to harass you or attempt to close your account.


Comment by Lyz.

You can take away my healthcare any day of the week, you sexy ladies. GET IN MY BINDER!


Comment by Lance.

Hey girl(s), I write for Sprocketink.com aka @sprocketink and of course my own place http://lancemyblogcanbeatupyourblog.wordpress.com I would love to interview ya’ll (I live in Georgia, I can say ya’ll). Reach me at @TLanceB Please and thank you girl(s)


Comment by suburbancorrespondent.



Comment by sla545.

OMG! I love you! That is all that needs to be said 🙂


Comment by Alexandra.



How could I have not known?

I stalk you guys like crazy.

Seriously, like your number one stalker, and proud of it.


Off to follow you now, b/c this here is some good stuff.


Comment by The Flying Chalupa.

Unbelievable. And awesome. I’m feeling pretty famous just for following TMH long before PRG.


Comment by Erin@MommyontheSpot.

I’ve been giving my husband updates from Paul Ryan Gosling for weeks! So excited you ladies were the master minds behind this!

So it’s just a matter of time before the writers from The Daily Show ask you to join forces, right?


Comment by If You Tell One Person.

[…] by Marinka on October 20, 2012 My fellow Mouthy Housewives and I have been keeping a secret. […]


Comment by Alan S. Pastonson.

Hopefully, this comment will make it through any filters [but I doubt it!]

In case it ever becomes necessary, these are anagrams of paulryangosling:

Anally Groping Us
Anal Pulsing Orgy
Anally Groupings
Aurally Sponging
Slurp Yon Ganglia
Analogy Girls Pun
Pagan Groin Sully
Pagan Gulls Irony
Anally Gin Groups
Anally Posing Rug
Anally Groin Pugs
Anally Groins Pug
Anally Pursing Go
Anally Sign Group
Anally Gins Group
Anally Sing Group
Yo Anal Splurging
Anal Pulsing Gyro
Lanolin Syrup Gag
A Gang Pulls Irony

Remember PRG; There is a secret pride in every human heart that revolts at tyranny. You may order and drive an individual, but you cannot make them respect you. -William Hazlitt

Twitter love is stronger than pride. ASP


Comment by Liz @ PeaceLoveGuac.

Wow, it’s hard to follow that last comment, so I’ll just say Congrats! Y’all are awesome!

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