We Have a Winner!
Hello, dear Mouthy Housewives readers!
We interrupt your weekend of peace and relaxation to tell you that we have a winner of our books-by-bloggers giveaway!
A whopping 39% of you guessed correctly that Marinka authored this masterpiece, and although we wish we could reward every one of you for your courage and wisdom and beauty, alas, much like Survivor and The Miss America pageant, we can only have one winner.
So we are crowning Plano Mom as our giveaway winner! Congratulations! Please email us your mailing address at themouthyhousewives@gmail.com!
Thanks to an awesome suggestion by one of our commenters (Great idea Emily!), here is a graphic break down of all the guesses:
mmmm…pie chart…
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Gay Marriage Is Making Me Uncomfortable
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
This summer my kids (ages 14 and 9) and I have been invited to my cousin’s house for a week. This cousin is gay and lives in a (how can I put this without pissing anyone off) gay friendly area. My first problem is that my kids don’t know she’s gay. I’m not even sure that my 9 year old knows what gay is.
My second problem is that while we are there, my cousin and her partner (notice I said partner) are having a party to celebrate their marriage. While I love my cousin and her partner, I do not believe in gay marriage. And I am extremely uncomfortable having my children be ‘forced’ into celebrating this. I truly do support gay rights but I don’t want this thrust upon my kids. I have already said that I will be there for the party but am having second thoughts.
Signed,
Be Gay! Just Not When My Kids Are Around.
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Dear Be Gay,
You know who should never have gotten married? Michael Jackson and Lisa Presley. That was one bizarre match-up. J Lo and Marc Anthony could have skipped the alter too. I mean she’s all gorgeous and glowy and he’s just controlling. (I really want to be Jennifer in my next life so maybe I’m a little biased on that one. But how do you go from Ben Affleck to Marc Anthony?! Ugh.) And don’t forget Brittany and K-rod. Train wreck.
But a loving, happy couple who happens to be gay? Why shouldn’t they be married? You insist you support gay rights. But gays want the right to get married just like you and me. That seems like a basic human right.
I am guessing your 14-year-old and 9-year-old are certainly familiar with the concept of being gay. It’s just part of our culture. But maybe before you go, simply say to them, “I just want you to know that cousin Sarah is gay. That means she’s in love with a woman, instead of a man. (At this point, your 14-year-old will say, ‘No duh mom’ but just press on.) And Sarah is married to her partner Lisa. They are going to have a party to celebrate their marriage when we are there. There’s going to be music and food and it should be a lot of fun.” End of story.
I’m not sure why you think having your kids attend a gay wedding party, is “forcing” them into something. I think the biggest emotion that any kid feels at an adult party is hunger. As in… “When will all the speeches be over, so I can eat some of that chocolate cake?”
If you’re anti-gay marriage feelings are just too strong, then I would skip the trip. Your cousin is celebrating her marriage to hopefully the love of her life. And she should be surrounded by people who love and support her. If you can’t do that right now, it might be best to stay at home. But I really think this is about you and your feelings. Not your kids.
Good luck with your decision.
Kelcey, TMH
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My Husband’s Holy Mess
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My husband leaves piles of junk all over the house. It drives me crazy. I can’t just throw it all out because there are important receipts, business cards and bills mixed in with the movie stubs. But I’m sick of cleaning up after him. Any ideas?
Signed,
OMFG
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Dear OMFG,
Oh dear LORD, can I relate, woman. My husband is what I affectionately refer to as three-garage-sales-away-from-an-episode-of-Hoarders. He likes to save. EVERYTHING. And since I happen to be on the opposite end of the spectrum–in that I hate clutter and don’t understand why ALL dishes aren’t, in fact, disposable–it occasionally creates some conflict within our marriage.
Since I lack any sort of organizational skills, I can only tell you my personal coping strategies and hope that they guide you well. (Enough.)
1. Hide that shit in a drawer.
If I’m too exhausted or annoyed to weed through his piles, but also too irritated to look at the clutter for ONE MORE SECOND, I’ll just shove his junk out of view in a closet or something. This can be mildly rewarding, because it allows you the chance to pretend that this whole issue isn’t really happening! The downside, of course, is that he’ll start to accuse you when his papers go missing and he finds his gym shorts in the attic.
2. Retaliate.
What’s a pet peeve of his that you can exploit in an effort to more passive-aggressively communicate your issue? Does he hate it when you leave wet towels on the bathroom floor? Have sex with other men? Call him “Schmoopy” in front of his friends? Perhaps if your own personal happiness isn’t motivation for him to get himself in gear, his own humiliation and shame will work.
3. Help him out. However begrudgingly.
Your husband is likely leaving these piles around because he’s either too overwhelmed by the task of organizing everything or simply unequipped with the tools to accomplish the goal. (Of course, he could also just be frickin’ lazy, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. As I do my husband. Ahem.) Get some file cabinets, folders, office organizing trays, and see if you can’t work together over the weekend to at least get his mess confined to one area of the house.
As fed up as you may be, try to remember that we all have our faults, and that some of those are simply more visible than others. And maybe for your next marriage, try to find yourself a nail-biter instead.
Good luck!
Kristine, TMH
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Parlez Vous “Win an iPad 2″?!
OUR CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED! THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING.
WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.
We’ve got some exciting news today at The Mouthy Housewives. Ready, kids? We’re kicking off a contest to win an iPad2! Woohoo! An iPad2! How cool does that sound? (Did you all just say “VERY”? You better have.)
The contest is sponsored by Vonage’s new “Time to Call App,” which we have to say, is pretty damn awesome. The Time to Call â„¢ App is a free download on your iPhone, iTouch or iPad that allows you to call overseas for incredibly cheap rates with awesome clarity. It looks like this:
And the details are below:
- * Pay per call and talk for up to 15 minutes to 100 countries for $1.99 or less (excluding applicable taxes)
- * For an additional 90+ countries, talk up to 15-minutes for $2.99 to $9.99 (excluding applicable taxes)
- * Bill directly to your iTunes account
- * Works on Wi-Fi ® worldwide
- * Also for use on high quality 3G networks in the U.S. and Canada
- * For a limited time, unused minutes can be used for additional calls
- * No need to be a Vonage home customer, no hidden fees or monthly commitment
This is great news for all of us at TMH because now it’ll be SO much cheaper when we drunk dial Daniel Craig and Gerard Depardieu to tell them about our days. Sacre bleu, don’t hang up! (But in all honesty, we think this sounds super cool for military families with loved ones overseas.)
Right now Vonage is having a limited time offer where our readers can download the Time to Call App and call up to 15 minutes for free. (No purchase required.) More info on that can be found here. Now onto our contest!
We’ll be giving away to one LUCKY reader: One (1) iTunes gift card for $15 and one (1) Apple gift card for the Apple iPad 2, 32 GB. That’s a whole lotta Apple money right there, people.
Each reader can get one entry for doing any or all of the things listed below (maximum 3 entries a person):
- * Like us on Facebook (because there’s no “Adore us” option)
- * Leave a comment on our Facebook page telling us who you’d call overseas (e.g. Tonya would call Canada and ask them to take Celine Dion back)
- * Tweet a link to our contest that includes @mouthyhousewife and the hashtag #timetocall
Winner will be chosen at random and contest ends on 8/16, so hurry!
And if that wasn’t enough excitement, there are actually 75 other bloggers running their own Vonage Time to Call contests! 75! That’s crazy! You can find links to all of those fine people at www.callsfromsmartphone.com, so be sure to check them out and increase your chances of winning an iPad2 via their contests.
Thanks for reading and good luck!
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Links:
Vonage page: bitly.com/pKXNj6
iTunes page: http://bitly.com/r6YMh7
Fineprint: If you win a prize in one of the websites’ contests, then you can’t win again in the whole competition. Depending on where the winners live they may receive the Apple iPad 2 32 GB WiFi, or the equivalent Apple Gift Card to use at an Apple retailer.
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Summer’s Here, Let’s Be Safe Out There
Dear Mouthy Housewives Readers,
Goodness, you look stunning this morning. Let us drink you in.
Ah.
Today, we’re taking a break from solving your problems with wit and wisdom and are focusing instead on a few public service announcements. They are things that we all know. And yet, every year there are terrible tragedies that break our hearts. We are hopeful that by highlighting them now, we will start a discussion, raise awareness and that you and your friends will hear our nagging, and yet oddly adorable, voices as a reminder. So here are some things to keep in mind during this long, hot summer:
1. Water Safety. Although there is a year-round risk for at home drownings, during the months of May to August, child drowning deaths increase 89% as compared to the rest of the year. The American Academy of Pediatrics issued recommendations, including:
- Supervision when in or around the Water. Designate a responsible adult to watch young children while in the bath as well as all children swimming or playing in or around water. Supervisors of preschool children should provide “touch supervision,” be close enough to reach the child at all times. Adults should not be involved in any other distracting activity (such as reading, playing cards, talking on the phone, texting or mowing the lawn) while supervising children.
- Learn to Swim. Formal swimming lessons can protect young children from drowning. However, even when kids have had formal swimming lessons, constant, careful supervision when children are in the water, and barriers, such as pool fencing, to prevent unsupervised access are still necessary.
- Learn Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR). In the time it might take for paramedics to arrive, your CPR skills could make a difference in someone’s life. Classes are usually inexpensive and easily found via community listings.
- Do Not Use Air-Filled or Foam Toys. Novelty toys such as “water wings,” “noodles,” or inner-tubes should never be used in place of life jackets (personal flotation devices). These toys are not designed to keep swimmers safe.
Please check out the AAP link for more recommendations as well as Colin’s Hope for some valuable resources.
2. Cars. We’ve all heard the terrible news stories of children left in a locked car in the summer. What seems like an innocent mistake quickly ends in tragedy. No one thinks that it will happen to them, and yet it still happens, year after year, again and again. In 2010, 49 children died after being left in a car. It’s also important to know that a child’s temperature regulating system is still immature, and therefore different from ours. A child’s body temperatures can warm at a rate 3 to 5 times faster than an adult’s. Children have died from heat stroke in a vehicle with outside temperatures as low as 57 degrees F.
Develop a system to make sure that you never leave a child in the car, no matter how many things are going on. It could be as simple as a “buddy system,” such as texting a friend after you removed your child from the car. Whatever works for you. Just know that if you need a back up reminder, you should have one. Please share your ideas in the comments.
3. Sunblock While certainly not as dramatic as our first two summer dangers, using sunblock should be a part of everyone’s summer routine. As the sun radiates light, (er..shines) part of the light contains ultraviolet (UV). The UVA rays damage the skin and contribute to its wrinkling and the development of skin cancer. Most people get between 50 to 85% of their total lifetime sun exposure by the time that they are 18 years old, so it’s especially important for parents to teach them about sun damage and protection.
So let’s be safe out there.
Love,
The Mouthy Housewives
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